Bill Watterson - Wikiquote

Bill Watterson - Wikiquote

Bill Watterson - Wikiquote

Bill Watterson author of the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes."

Calvin: "I sometimes think that the most telling proof that intelligent life exists in the universe is that no one has tried to contact us."

Calvin: if anything is so complicated that you can not explain it in 10 seconds, then it probably is not worth knowing. "

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes p25

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p235


Calvin: "Girls are like worms: must have a purpose but it is difficult to know which "The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p71

Calvin: it is the fiction we invented to persuade us that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p152

Calvin: "I think life should be a bit more like TV. I think that the problems of life should be solved in 30 minutes with simple sermons. I think weight and oral hygiene should be our biggest concerns. I think we should all be powerful, have high-paying jobs and drive sports cars. All our wishes should be instantly pleased, women should always wear tight clothing and men should carry powerful revolvers. Life in general should be more glamorous and filled with background applause. But if real life were like this, what would we see on television?

Calvin: "I will not eat any cereal that does not paint the milk of purple"

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p86

Calvin: " I am a child of the 21st century trapped in a family of the nineteenth century

There's Treasure Everywhere p18

Bill Watterson - Wikiquote

Calvin: "If you do something wrong, sometimes they do not ask you to do it again"

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p55

Calvin: "Life is full of surprises but never when you need one"

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p55

Calvin: "Life is much more fun when you are not responsible for your actions"

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes p152 Calvin: "The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in my life"

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p142 Calvin: "Eventually we will all die, our species will die out, the Sun will explode and our universe will become extinct." will collapse. Existence is not only temporary but meaningless! We are all condemned and the worst: nothing matters! "

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat p125

Hobbes: of the future is that it becomes present "

Calvin: " Have you been reading the newspaper? Adults have the world made a mess, climate change, pollution, acid rain, holes in the ozone layer and could continue with the list! The only good thing about this is that the Earth is such a crap that no one is going to fight for it. "

Calvin: " Happiness is not enough, I demand euphoria. "

Hobbes: - "I suppose if we do not laugh at what does not make sense, we could not react to a lot of things that life has. Calvin: (After a long pause) - "I can not tell you if that's funny or truly scary."

(First vignette: drawing of a dead sparrow)

Hobbes: - "He must have collided with the window. "

Calvin: -" Is not it beautiful? " It is so delicate !. You always realize too late that life is a miracle. You understand that nature is cruel and that our existence is very fragile, short and valuable. But, busy with your personal affairs you never think about it. Probably because of that, people take it for granted and behave so wildly. It is very confusing. I guess when I grow up, I'll make sense of it. "

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